Friday, March 31, 2006

Twisted Sister

My birthday's coming up in just about a week and as such, my family's throwing me a birthday dinner this Sunday. My sister Linda asked me for a gift list a couple of weeks back, which I failed to deliver until today when I e-mailed her. What follows is her response:

You have emailed me so late - (like I emailed you 2 weeks ago about your present) - you now have a hairy and fuzzy present.

As for your dessert - you took a long time for that as well. So, now you have to have pie - Mom said she met you at the dentist and that's what you want. So now you have Hairy fuzzy presents and pie....

Linda >:(


I am not entirely sure what to make of this, i suppose the hairy and fuzzy present could be the ferret she's been scheming to smuggle out of New Mexico, but otherwise, why she's threatening me with fuzzy presents and pie, i can only speculate and fear.

6 Comments:

At 9:19 AM, Mitch said...

I tremble for you. But the pie might not be so bad.

 
At 8:12 AM, Anonymous said...

Your dead li'l Bro....

 
At 12:54 PM, jefbot said...

*gulp!*

 
At 8:21 PM, Michael said...

A slight glimpse into the inner workings of a member of Jeff's family, explains a lot.

 
At 1:01 PM, jefbot said...

explains a lot about what!?

 
At 4:05 PM, John K said...

Explains a lot about fuzzy presents and pie! Pay attention!

 

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